Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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