were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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