Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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