Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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