porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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