Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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