we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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