Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
