I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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