I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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