You surviving the open bar?
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wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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