Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Randomize