we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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