There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
