WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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