HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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