these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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