You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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