she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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