You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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