i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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