Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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