Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Redeem this text for a blowjob
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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