It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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