it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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