were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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