I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I've blown a few things in my day
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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