i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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