How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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