Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I want her autograph on my taint
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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