Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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