i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I had to cum in my sink.
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