so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Randomize
