im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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