Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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