When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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