Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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