She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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