btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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