She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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