i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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