Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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