No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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