Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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