I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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