So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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