A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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