What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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