lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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