used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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