You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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