you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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