biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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