i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
